You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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