I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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