also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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