I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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