used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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