It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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