We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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