just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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