Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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