Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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