hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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