I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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