three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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