Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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