My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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