OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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