Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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