So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You were trust falling into bushes
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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