wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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