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Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
