I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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