i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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