Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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