what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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