absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
