pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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