You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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