He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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