Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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