I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
