Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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