i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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