What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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