i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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