I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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