Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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