You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
