Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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