it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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