Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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