I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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