rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Pooping to opera.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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