And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I want her autograph on my taint
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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