I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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