Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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