kristin has been a bad kristin
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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