it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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