Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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