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(518): View more from New York

Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved

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(410): View more from Maryland

when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(712): View more from Iowa

Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.

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(815): View more from Illinois

just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college

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