no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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