He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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