She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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