I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
