i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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