yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
