idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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